SANCHEZ WATCH DAY 13:BILL DWYER IS A POMPUS BLOWHARD

DAY 13 OF SANCHEZ WATCH OPENS TO OMINOUS, SMOKE-FILLED SKIES FROM THE EAST. FIRES FUELED BY RAGING SANTA ANA WINDS ARE BURNING CALIFORNIA. BUT THE SMOKY HOT AIR ISN'T JUST BLOWING FROM THE DESERT, IT'S WHIPPING AROUND PRETTY FIERCE IN TODAY'S LA TIMES AS WELL.

BILL DWYER, THE ARROGANT, OVER-FED, NOTRE DAME GRAD SPORTS EDITOR OF THE LA TIMES HAS ENDORSED GUESS WHO FOR USC QUARTERBACK? SINCE USC HAS NO BIGGER ENEMY ON THE LOCAL SPORTS SCENE THAN THE PERENNIALLY BIASED DWYER, HIS SELF-CONTRADICTORY, POORLY REASONED COLUMN TODAY ENDORSING JOHN DAVID BOOTY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AN OBVIOUS INSTRUCTION ON WHAT NOT TO DO. I WON'T PROVIDE A LINK TO THAT FILTH HERE ON SANCHEZ WATCH, BUT TO SUMMARIZE, IT ARGUES THAT BOOTY SHOULD START BECAUSE OF A PAST RECORD THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE. DWYER CALLED THE LOSSES TO UCLA LAST YEAR, AND STANFORD THIS YEAR, "FLUKES" THAT WERE, "OUT OF BOOTY'S HANDS". REALLY? WERE THE 4 INTERCEPTIONS OUT OF BOOTY'S HANDS? WOW. HOW 'BOUT THE FACT THAT WE SCORED 9 POINTS AT UCLA? WAS THAT THE FAULT OF THE OTHER 10 GUYS PLAYING OFFENSE, BUT NOT THEIR LEADER?

SANCHEZ WATCH WILL NOW VOMIT ON THE FRESH CARPET OF HIS NEW OFFICE.

IN ACTUAL SANCHEZ WATCH NEWS, SANCHEZ TOOK 100% OF FIRST TEAM SNAPS AGAIN ON MONDAY.